Yes. We are having spaghetti. Again.
We’ve all been there. You’re looking at a funny animal video and then WHAM! Here comes Amy the Activist, ready to just ruin everyone’s day with her little “facts” and “statistics” about animal abuse or whatever she’s on about. Ugh, literally the WORST people on the internet! No, wait. I’m not talking about Amy. Amy’s … Read more
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a salad! Granted, I’m eating it at 11:00 pm on my (possibly STILL flea infested) sofa in a Jethro Bodine bowl with a Star Wars spork. But here’s the thing: in my fridge, directly at eye level, is a cheesecake. And not JUST a cheesecake. A made from scratch, … Read more
I shaved yesterday for the first time in two years, give or take. I immediately remembered why I haven’t shaved in about two years. Holy painful shave bumps, Batman! And the next day stubble was also pretty fun. No, no it wasn’t. And no, I didn’t look like a Wookie stepping into the shower. I’ve … Read more
TL;DR I don’t always make good choices while in the grip of a panic attack. And now, the rest of the story… I’ve lived with anxiety and depression for so long now that I honestly don’t even remember what it feels like to be “normal”. Seeing it in black and white that way is pretty … Read more
This is real shit. These are real people. This is raw emotion and logic and violence and optimism and frustration and hope and fear and love all jumbled up. You don’t want to watch the whole thing? You can’t make that much time in your life to witness something that matters? Real people with real … Read more
So here’s the thing. I’m late to the party and I know I’m late to the party. I always have been and it’s just not even something I think about anymore. Except now, it might actually work against me. Everybody has a blog! EVERYBODY! I have a friend who has a blog for her cat. … Read more