4/ioG-0V_zQItdjFSC4odgA6e449QdP84Mr4TsyKpjOEE GINGER SNAPPED BACK ~ Page 2 of 4 ~ Yes. We are having spaghetti. Again.

April the Giraffe is FINALLY giving birth!

I’m watching a giraffe walk around with hooves hanging out of her butt. Not exactly her butt, though. Best conversation ever just happened here: Audri: She’s got feet coming out of her butt! Me: Well, it’s not her butt. It’s technically her vagina, they’re just pretty close together. Audri: Feet coming out of her vagina?!?!? … Read more

I give up. I can’t do it anymore. I quit.

Huggles

How many times has this phrase come out of your mouth? “I can’t do it anymore.” If you haven’t spoken it aloud, how many times have you thought it? A dozen? A million? Take chicken I’m not even talking about the pressure to be supermom along with superwife and superemployee and superwhatever all at once. … Read more

Being a Stephen King fan is a nightmare

  This post contains affiliate links. That means that if you buy something through one of my links, I’ll get a dime or so. And then you should give me brownies for introducing you to such awesome books. I’ve loved Stephen King since I read IT at 12 years old. Yes, way too early but … Read more

Lice suck – Calling them buggy eggies doesn’t make them cuter

*This post may contain affiliate links. All this means is that if you buy stuff through my link, I might get a nickel.* Hey, remember that time I was all “Berpa derpa derr, lice aren’t that bad, derpa derpa” and had no idea what I was talking about? Yeah, me too. Oh, to be young and … Read more

We’re killin lice, lice, baby – Head bugs suck

*This post may contain affiliate links. All this means is that if you buy stuff through my link, I might get a nickel.* This is the stuff nightmares are made of. I’ve had actual bad dreams about lice since I was a kid. Somehow, I made it through public school K-12 without head cooties. I had … Read more

Birds are scary, I don’t care what you say.

I don’t know if it was something that was going to happen anyway or if it was something triggered by my viewing of Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ that sent me over the edge, but it’s here. I’m afraid of birds. I’m not birdophobic or anything, as is made obvious by my technical term “birdophobic”. I don’t … Read more

If someone tells you they’re a sociopath, run. Quickly.

My parents have been together since high school and are still going strong.  My grandparents were together until the day my Grandaddy passed away.  Sociopaths don’t run in my family.  I just assumed that my love life would be relatively uneventful.  I’d meet my guy, we’d fall in love, have babies and live happily ever … Read more

Knock, knock. Who’s there? ADHD. ADHD who? ADHD all up in yo face!!!

Well, it happened.  We tried to avoid it.  We fought so hard to not get to this point, but here we are anyway. Here’s some background to get you up to speed if you don’t know our story.  My daughter is 7 (alllmost 8).  She’s smart, funny, loving, beautiful, friendly, and generous.  She’s also got a … Read more

The only kind of chicken I like is fish sticks

“The only kind of chicken I like is fish sticks!” Yeah, you read that right.  And yeah, I typed it right.  It sounds like a lead-in to a South Park joke about Kanye West, but no such luck.  That was said through tears at the dinner table about a week ago when my husband and … Read more

Super Easy Gluten Free Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

*This post may contain affiliate links. All this means is that if you buy stuff through my link, I might get a nickel.* I’d like to start off by saying I’ve never made a recipe in my life.  I can follow them just fine and it’s never occurred to me that I would need anything other than my family … Read more