4/ioG-0V_zQItdjFSC4odgA6e449QdP84Mr4TsyKpjOEE Uncategorized Archives ~ GINGER SNAPPED BACK

Your emotions are like a roller coaster, baby, baby. I wanna ride.

No you don’t. LULZ I just did the whole loop the loop emotion thing in about 7 minutes. Despair I had to give my dog his meds and take him out to pee one last time before bed. Ugh. Amusement/Disgust/Womp Womp Malachai killed and ate a frog in about 7 seconds. It was wicked fast … Read more

Dementia is like a slip n slide

I’m used to losing things and being scattered. I’ve often joked about my “early onset dementia” and how I won’t even know when I start losing my mind because I’m the frog in the pot of water coming to a boil. I’ve been all kinds of productive today. I’ve thrown away a TON of crap, … Read more

Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy

It’s true. Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. Kind of like how dumb people don’t usually know they’re dumb. I want to start off by saying I’m not sharing this because I want praise or anything.  This was legitimately a case of the right person being in the right place at the right time to … Read more

I’m seriously, you guys. I’m being super cereal right now.

I knew this was one of those limited time offer dealies, but I didn’t pay attention to the fact that it was for less than a week!  So umm…no pressure or anything but you should probably do this before midnight.  Unless you just enjoy paying more money for stuff.  Also, I found a list of … Read more

April the Giraffe is FINALLY giving birth!

I’m watching a giraffe walk around with hooves hanging out of her butt. Not exactly her butt, though. Best conversation ever just happened here: Audri: She’s got feet coming out of her butt! Me: Well, it’s not her butt. It’s technically her vagina, they’re just pretty close together. Audri: Feet coming out of her vagina?!?!? … Read more

Lice suck – Calling them buggy eggies doesn’t make them cuter

*This post may contain affiliate links. All this means is that if you buy stuff through my link, I might get a nickel.* Hey, remember that time I was all “Berpa derpa derr, lice aren’t that bad, derpa derpa” and had no idea what I was talking about? Yeah, me too. Oh, to be young and … Read more

Super Easy Gluten Free Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

*This post may contain affiliate links. All this means is that if you buy stuff through my link, I might get a nickel.* I’d like to start off by saying I’ve never made a recipe in my life.  I can follow them just fine and it’s never occurred to me that I would need anything other than my family … Read more

The #1 Reason Why I Absolutely Cannot Vote for Trump

The presidential election is only two days away.  My guess is that if you’re reading this, you’ve already decided how you’re going to cast your ballot.  I don’t think for one second that I’m going to change anyone’s mind here.  I only want the people that I know and love who are passionately pro-Trump to … Read more

Basic Rules for Shooting Pool : 8 Ball & 9 Ball

The game of billiards has changed drastically over the years.  Thought to have originated from an outdoors game resembling croquet in the 15th century, billiards has been played by everyone from powdered wig royalty to slick haired hustlers.  What we now refer to as the game of pool has seen many variations as it evolved … Read more