No you don’t. LULZ
I just did the whole loop the loop emotion thing in about 7 minutes.
I had to give my dog his meds and take him out to pee one last time before bed. Ugh.
Malachai killed and ate a frog in about 7 seconds. It was wicked fast but then he wandered around for a while with a wiggling frog leg hanging out of his mouth for a few more seconds and ewwww heebie jeebies.
So what do I do like a complete moron? Google “my dog ate a frog” and discovered that he was going to die at any moment.
Called the emergency vet with my findings and was told that he absolutely was not going to die, but might have a bellyache.
Cool, my dog isn’t going to die.
Oh, what’s this, a text from my next door neighbor?
“Hey, just wanted to let you know that my friend said a black bear followed her down ********* Drive (our road) tonight. So be safe.”
And now I’m spent and will be going to bed. Nighty night to all.