Heyyyyyy, I think I love you. So what am I so afraid of? I’m afraid that I’m not sure of…how many of these bad boys to get.
Please tell me my musical reference didn’t go unnoticed…
I’m not linking to the title reference because we can’t be friends if you didn’t sing it. Not even if you were caught trespassin’ and shot on sight. Or if you took off your hat and said imagine that. But MAYBE if you heart Nikola Tesla.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step
Ok so if you know me even a little bit you know that I lose things. I lose my phone, I lose my mod, I lose keys…I lose all the things normal people lose and then some. I’ve lost pants. Like, recently. Stone sober and in my own home. It’s been months and I still can’t find the pants. I may very well have somehow thrown them away. Or packed them into a box of curtains we’re not using and stashed them in the attic. Really, it’s anybody’s guess.
I lost my purse yesterday and THAT was an ordeal. I know losing your purse or wallet is a big deal for anyone, but my purse also happens to double as my mobile pharmacy. I’ve got a gazillion different meds that I take daily to keep me semi-normal. You know, prescription meds. The kind that you don’t just go pick up more because you’re an idiot and LOST every single little tablet or capsule that keeps you borderline functional.
A similarly scattered friend showed me her Tile yesterday and ohhhhh man, this is gonna be a game changer! It’s a little bluetooth thingamabob that you can attach to all kinds of lose-able crap. Like purses or keys or kids. Pretty much anything that you can somehow hook to a keychain can be miraculously located by this little guy.
So I’m gonna need about 50.
Also, you know how you ask someone to call your phone because you can’t find it but then you remember it’s on silent so that’s totally not going to work at all? This thing will make it beep even if your phone is on silent!!! How awesome is that?!?
If anyone is looking to get me the most useful Mother’s Day present ever, here ya go!