I’m watching a giraffe walk around with hooves hanging out of her butt. Not exactly her butt, though. Best conversation ever just happened here:
Audri: She’s got feet coming out of her butt!
Me: Well, it’s not her butt. It’s technically her vagina, they’re just pretty close together.
Audri: Feet coming out of her vagina?!?!?
Me: Yeah, that’s how babies get out.
Audri: Did Lexi come out of your vagina?
Me: Yep, most babies come out of mommy’s vagina to be born.
Audri: Lexi, did it fell all goopy?
DEAD! I’m dead to death. Ok, needed to get that one down for posterity.
And now I’m back to baby watch. 🙂
Also, we’ve said the word “vagina” waaaaay too many times for a Saturday morning before 8:30 😀