I shaved yesterday for the first time in two years, give or take. I immediately remembered why I haven’t shaved in about two years. Holy painful shave bumps, Batman! And the next day stubble was also pretty fun. No, no it wasn’t.
And no, I didn’t look like a Wookie stepping into the shower. I’ve been waxing exclusively, apparently for a long enough time to forget how completely God awful the act of shaving is. The thing about waxing is that it’s expensive to have done in a salon. To save money, I decided to try waxing at home. And it went well.
No, no it didn’t. Yes, that is a wax strip stuck in my hair. And when I say stuck, I mean STUCK. I can’t remember the entire story, but it involved persuading my boyfriend to wax my pits and accidentally rolling onto a ready to go wax strip. Took daaaaayyyysss to get that mess out of my head.
Still better than shaving.