4/ioG-0V_zQItdjFSC4odgA6e449QdP84Mr4TsyKpjOEE GINGER SNAPPED BACK ~ Yes. We are having spaghetti. Again.

The Never Ending Storrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy of Laundry

Have you ever sat back and thought about how much of your life is spent doing laundry? I don’t just mean the washing, drying and putting away. I mean…how many days of my life have I spent turning shirts right side out? Socks? Pulling other people’s little underwear from pants? Speaking of socks, I know … Read more

Your emotions are like a roller coaster, baby, baby. I wanna ride.

No you don’t. LULZ I just did the whole loop the loop emotion thing in about 7 minutes. Despair I had to give my dog his meds and take him out to pee one last time before bed. Ugh. Amusement/Disgust/Womp Womp Malachai killed and ate a frog in about 7 seconds. It was wicked fast … Read more

Yeah, but what about a seriously stubborn dog?

TL:DR Houdini dogs need to keep their little butts at home and I’m ready to pull my hair out. Links in any of my posts may be affiliate links. All this means is that if you click through and wind up buying something, I may receive a commission. Doesn’t cost you anything extra. Win, win! … Read more

Facts of Life – Lexi’s Version

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life. A sad fact of life is that I’m too lazy to find an image of any of the cast members that I can legally use so all you get is the … Read more

I’m not crazy, I’ve been chosen by God

Hi again, I know it’s been a while but if being inconsistent counts as a form of consistency, then I’m wicked consistent. Sorry. Anyway, I was sitting in the Jeep this morning with the windows down (GORGEOUS morning btw) waiting to turn out of a parking lot onto the road. There was an older guy … Read more

If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler?

I would. Right or wrong, I would put a pillow over baby Adolf’s face and squiiiiiiish. I read a post tonight on Facebook that finally got me from “I’m going to write a blog post about this” to “I’m currently writing a blog post about this”. This is insanity. This could be your mother, your … Read more

Dementia is like a slip n slide

I’m used to losing things and being scattered. I’ve often joked about my “early onset dementia” and how I won’t even know when I start losing my mind because I’m the frog in the pot of water coming to a boil. I’ve been all kinds of productive today. I’ve thrown away a TON of crap, … Read more

William Morva wasn’t just another murderer. He was my friend.

I don’t even know what to say. He was a friend. He wasn’t “crazy Will”. He wasn’t a monster. He was Willem. *No, that’s not real blood in the picture. It was Halloween. He was different, that’s very true.  But he was a sweet guy.  I never saw him mad, never saw him instigate anything. … Read more

Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy

It’s true. Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. Kind of like how dumb people don’t usually know they’re dumb. I want to start off by saying I’m not sharing this because I want praise or anything.  This was legitimately a case of the right person being in the right place at the right time to … Read more

I’m seriously, you guys. I’m being super cereal right now.

I knew this was one of those limited time offer dealies, but I didn’t pay attention to the fact that it was for less than a week!  So umm…no pressure or anything but you should probably do this before midnight.  Unless you just enjoy paying more money for stuff.  Also, I found a list of … Read more